I Met Yoda And Got A Job

So Tuesday was the most windy day probably of my life! Like SOOOO windy! We still had power but most people in Thousand Oaks and Moorpark lost power. California people forget how to drive in any weather. Trees tiped over. Lots of leaves and branches and stuff in the streets. A lot of the smaller markets and stores were out of power. So everyone was at Target buying stuff and looking for battery packs. Also walking around, everyone was in their cars charging there phones. Haha! Story 1: So we were talking to one dude on the street and we mentioned how windy it was yesterday. He's like "ya it's the most windy it's been in 100 years" we're like "wow you've lived 100 years" he said "ya actualy like 400 I'm Yoda from star wars" 2: This drunk dude kinda got up in my face, he smelled terible 3: we were talking to this one white lady, she's like "ya all of my friends are Mormon... do you miss your mom's". It was a short ...